Monday, September 14, 2009

Birth of a Studio: I am No Carpenter


Hey people.

Well, finally. I have not been posting that much for various reasons. Mostly I'm just lazy. But part of the reason (really!) is that I have been really working hard at getting a crazy bookshelf up in my 'new studio'. NEW STUDIO is in quotations because it's not really new. It's just re-vamped. But nonetheless, I am extremely pleased, and excited about the results!

This bookshelf was born with the many hours (and I'm talking MANY HOURS) of help from my friend Jason, and my mate Darren. Without them, this shelf would have stayed where it originally was. That is, in pieces on the floor of our computer room, doing nothing.

We stained. We sanded. We stained again. We measured. We primed. We painted. We came, we saw, WE PUT UP A BEAUTIFUL FREAKING BOOKSHELF! Behold.

So anyways. Now that I have something that holds my not insignificant collection of books, of which I am very proud, this has freed up space for other major things in my life: A Real Studio.

So here are pics of my favorite space in the house right now, and some up and coming work. I will be churning out amazing stuff on a regular basis, people. Now that I've got 'A SPACE'.....watch out. WATCH OUT! I'm on FIRE!






Ahem....sorry. It's been so long coming, I get a little emotional when I talk about it....hehe....

Among other things, the other major thing that will be occurring in this space is the production of jewelry, printed fabrics, and papercrafts for my new Etsy shop, 'Alpine Gypsy'. I haven't anything listed yet, so I will launch when my inventory amounts to something more than "0". But I will be doing that soon, so stay tuned.

Word up.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

From Here To Eternity: Giorgio Moroder, My Heart Belongs To You

I don't know what it is lately, but I've been on a bit of a electronica-techno-disco kick. I never really knew that this scene existed until I accidentally saw "Heartbreak" live, opening for a couple of awesome bands in Vancouver with a good friend one night. The show was CUT COPY/The Presets, and they were fantastic, but HEARTBREAK was INSANE. They are very cute, and hilarious, with incredible beats that just beg to be danced to. I highly recommend seeing them if you ever get the chance. Here's a link to some of their music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS-W0xOfVk8

And so. Let us now just give a nod, to Giorgio Moroder. In my humble opinion, he is a facet of what these other bands are perhaps trying to emulate. I may be completely wrong in this assumption, but nonetheless....it's hypnotic. THIS is quite possibly the best jogging music EVER! Hehe.



Tell me what you think.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Vampires



Well, I'm not sure where I'm going with this post. Basically, I had a very detailed, rich, disturbing, but wonderful dream last night that I was a vampire. But not just any vampire, I was part of this young, stylish, hot TRIBE of teen vampires that lived in big abandoned warehouses in some downtown area. My brain created this entire universe, and it was so weird, that I just had to share it.

Lots of my friends were there in the dream, and they had been bitten also. There was Ash, and her boyfriend. We would all have dinner together in this big long hall, in a decadent Roman Feast-style with burgers, fries, pizza, and all this other 'teen' food. Everyone was dressed wildly, all the girls wearing cute plaid mini-skirts and hot shiny PVC high-heeled boots, and lots of make-up. I can't remember what the boys wore, but they were there, and were just as hip. It's like I was at this amazing party with all these beautiful children, just putting on a show for each other, but I was one of them! And we all hung out and socialized, but the only thing different about us was that we were all blood feeders.

I should also point out that there was this sexual over-tone to my dream, that it was a very sensual thing to be a vampire. The appetite that some of us had for blood was very strong, and the appetite of dominance over another being was definitely part of it. Yes. We were S&M vampires! HAHA! I'm just now understanding this as I write it....hehe....how weird.

So all I have left of this dream, are impressions. I don't remember a story-line, or a plot. I just remember bits and pieces, which is perhaps why I wanted to write about it as soon as I got out of bed. I knew it would disappear, bit by bit.

So it started with images, like I was watching this from a concealed place, of people still alive being bitten all over by some of these vampires, and being dumped still half-alive afterwards. Bodies missing limbs, with bones and shoulder-sockets exposed, but still heaving and and trying to get up. Very gross.

And all of a sudden I was in the middle of it, and someone was asking me if I wanted a taste. I can't remember if I did. But we were in some sort of semi-forested area, and there were lots of us. We were a gang.

Did I mention I could fly? We had the power to lift up and fly, but it required great energy stores to do this, so you couldn't keep it up for long. There was, however, a special substance that you could taste or smell (it was a foul, bitter-tasting spray in a small amber glass bottle) that would restore your powers, and magnify your flying ability. Someone gave me what was left of a small bottle, and I tried it. All of a sudden, I was rising up with little effort, into space! Things were getting VERY small, planes were the size of tiny ants. It was very frightening. So I made a conscious effort to go down slowly and my planet finally started to look less far away. That stuff was powerful!

Then....this is where it gets very, very hazy....we were heading to a Metallica concert. I was wearing this awesome PVC bat-wing shirt of some sort, with a chain harness all over it. It was AMAZING! I wish I could remember more of it, I might actually try to re-create it. ;)
I had a purse/piece of clothing given to me by a friend, and it had articles in the pockets: small semi-precious stones, small carved-bone skulls, weird little beads and amulets. And there was a strange bus outside the concert that was selling t-shirts with letters on the fronts. These were special, and had the vampire flight-elixir infused IN THE LETTERS. If you wore one, it would give you a constant dose of the elixir and keep you full of energy. Wow. Talk about practical, and fashionable! Of course, I can't remember what the t-shirts said.

My sister was in this dream also. This is also extremely hazy. I do remember that she was having a health problem, in some kind of vampire-way. Like....she had poisoned herself accidentally, and we had to get her some elixir, or something like that. I remember being worried about her for some reason, but very happy that we were vampire sisters, together again. :) That's it, that's my dream.

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Incidentally, I'm not sure what brought this on. I haven't seen 'Twilight', though I am considering it, just for the heck of it. I think we were more like the vampires in 'Lost Boys' anyways. It was on tv at a Fish & Chips restaurant last week (of all weird places) and I watched the last 20 minutes of it on the monitor, waiting for our dinner.

I've also been reading this weird fantasy book from 1983, called "Split Infinity", that has vampires in it, but they haven't played any role at all in the plot yet. I'm not usually a huge fantasy reader, but I got the book from a friend who was getting rid of all sorts of weird books, and I decided to read it because it had a Unicorn on the front of it! So maybe this played a role in my dream as well, but I kind of doubt it.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Cariboo-Chilcotin Energy is Good






Hey folks, I just got back from a week in the Cariboo-Chilcotin (the interior of British Columbia, Canada). My family has a cabin on a gorgeous lake there, and it's always a source of rest and inspiration to me. Just to be there in the silence on that lake, with the loons mournfully calling to each other every evening re-charges my creative batteries!

I did very little:

-ate lots
-sat on the dock and tanned
-read my book
-thought things
-drank beer

(not in any particular order...hehe...)

I will, however, say that artistically, I had a LOT going on in my head, and when I got home I finally decided to act on some of my ideas that had been swimming around in my head for quite some time.

While I will simply leave you with some photos of this magical place, let me say that I have some very interesting creative projects coming up very soon. I will endeavor to post a 'sneak-peek' on this blog as soon as I have photos. Stay tuned!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

"Woman's Favorite"


Dang! It's almost been 2 months since I last posted....shameful. But hey, it's been a busy time.

I figured I had better get started again somehow...so I decided I'd review the 'new' book I've been reading lately:

"Woman's Favorite Cookbook" by Mrs. Gregory and Friends.

Yep, published in 1902. I work at a Heritage Museum, and one of the volunteers that works there brought this book in one day. She wanted to donate it to our little mini library, to be used by staff for cooking for special events and such. Well, I started to read it at work, and I became so fascinated with it, I decided to take it home with me so I could really sink my teeth in.

On the inside, it says further:

"By Annie R. Gregory"- Assisted by one thousand homekeepers.

The publishing house is J.M.Mac Gregor Publishing Co., Vancouver, B.C.

As far as I can tell, it's a compendium of recipes by many, many people. 3 books in 1, as a matter of fact! Everything from 'Arranging the Table-Up to Date Methods', to 'Dinner Giving', and the 'Meaning of Foreign Words on Menu Cards'. Not to mention the 3000 recipes. You heard me correctly.

Of course, one of the most interesting things about it, is how strange and sexist some of the passages are. The kitchen is truly the domain of the woman, and not of the man. This is something we could very well argue, nowadays. In fact, I don't know too many people that still cook, period. Including lots of women. It's not a criticism at all. I just know that most people are waaay too busy to be able to properly learn the art of cooking. It takes time, and dedication just like anything else you want to be good at.

I was very lucky. As a girl, my mum cooked from scratch all the time, mainly due to the fact that it was more affordable than buying processed food (which generally still stands). I just happened to be obsessed with food, and soaked it up like a sponge. I cook to relax (for real), so I count myself as very lucky. Cooking and food doesn't scare me like others that I know. I'm grateful for this fluke of nature.

Another wonderful, if confusing thing about this book is that it is before measuring. That is to say, most people didn't know what a metric teaspoon was, they only knew to use an actual tea spoon. Recipes were quite vague, and simple. If your teacup happened to be a bit wider than your neighbors, well then, that's what went into your buttermilk biscuits. I'm sure they still turned out awesome. Here's an example:

"VELVET BREAKFAST CAKES: Put a pint of new milk on the fire; let it simmer a few minutes. Stir into it a piece of butter the size of a walnut. Add salt, and three spoonfuls of good yeast, with three well-beaten eggs. Mix with these sufficient flour to make a soft dough. Knead all well together and put the mixture in a warm place in a basin with a cloth over it for two hours. Then make it up into small cakes, lay them on a well-oiled tin, and bake in a quick oven."

Oh my god. Could you get any more vague?? Like, how much is 'sufficient flour'? What's a quick oven?? Anyways, it's a delight to read. Some of the recipes are strange and GROSS ("Cod Sounds and Tongues", "Broiled Frogs' Legs", "Forcement Balls"....), but most are mouth-watering. Good, old-fashioned comfort food. There was such thing as health food back then, but it wasn't hemp hearts, and micro-algae. It was "warm, meaty broths" and "milk toast". Now, THAT'S the kind of health food I'm talkin' about! Hehe......

Not to mention all the other good stuff. Here are some of my favorites: Apple Toast, Royal Creamed Eggs, Hot Dandelion Salad, Blackberry Pie, Whole Wheat Doughnuts, Chocolate Kisses, Peach Meringue, Watermelon Pickles, Crabapple Catsup. Phew!

In closing, here's a mouth-watering, if ridiculous recipe for Coffee Ice-Cream:

"One gallon of cream, yolks of thirty-five eggs, two pounds ten ounces of sugar, two quarts of very strong black coffee (made up). Stir well with an egg beater and when beginning to thicken without boiling strain the mixture; allow it to become cold and freeze."

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

New Favorite Website: AWKWARD FAMILY PHOTOS


I really can't use any words to accurately describe how strange and arresting this photo is. And I really can't explain how rad this website is either, so the best thing for you to do is to go there IMMEDIATELY! And stare. And stare....at......all these random photos submitted by people. This website proves that truth is indeed stranger than fiction. And very enjoyable.....hehe.....so without further adieu:



www.awkwardfamilyphotos.com




So brilliant. So, so brilliant....hehe.....

Friday, April 17, 2009

Random: Dancing Sandwich-Board Worker, I Want YOUR Job!


I was walking back from the store the other day, and saw one of those folks with a sandwich board out in front of a KFC, or Taco Bell or something....can't remember. For obvious reasons, these people always look a little dejected and miserable to me. They don't look anyone in the eye, they just trudge along dragging a board or wearing a stupid costume and are wearing earphones, 9 times out of 10.


Now.....ever seen THIS PERSON?


Uh.....ok, it's actually Lisa Rinna. Um, I really tried to find a photo of one of those Sandwich Board guys that really DANCES up a storm, and totally looks like he's having the time of his life. But I could find not a one. WTF? Anyways, I've seen them and I KNOW they're out there! These people really know a thing or two about livin' the good life. Here are my reasons I would like to aspire to this job maybe one day:


-You can listen to your own music. Nuff said.

-You get to dance your pants off, and that is so good for you.

-People might think you're insane. Now bear with me, this is a good thing. NO ONE will be after your job...maybe like the job you have right now. There's a pressure to perform, right?

-You probably get free food from the establishment you're advertising.

-You wouldn't have to go to a gym. You do aerobics all day!

-If you get tired, you could drink coffee on your break and get energy again!

-You'd never take your work home with you.

-You'd be breathing fresh air, and outside all day. (Could be bad, too I guess...)

-You'd never be bored (board? Hehe...sorry) of the scenery because it changes all day.
-You'd have an excuse to wear all your wacky outfits that just hang in your closet all lonely, finally.
-You could jump out at cute guys in hot cars, and yell "HEY, GIMME YOUR NUMBER!" Well, I'm not saying it would WORK....hehe....
-You could not gain weight on this job.
-You'd probably be offered benefits on this job, as no one in their right mind would take it unless the dividends were quite fantastic! (Theory only)
-If you were a 'sandwich board dancer-consultant' (ie Self-Employed) you could actually write all your music off as a tax deductable.....maybe.....
That's all I got.